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1337tattoos:

Disa Disney

1337tattoos:

Disa Disney

itscolossal:

Hidden Geometric Patterns Gradually Revealed inside Giant Chocolate Cylinder

The sex drive of men is something we are all comfortable with in this country. It’s funny and hormonal and slapstick (American Pie), it’s potentially uncontrollable, maniacal/homicidal (American Psycho), it is adulterous and is insatiable (American Beauty), it is fun and social (American Graffiti) and it is entrepreneurial (American Gigolo). But women? No. NC-17. XXXX. Stop it with the moaning.

- riese   (via tea-and-thorazine)

dustinmathisen:

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

I had brought a big bag of Jolly Ranchers to school when I was in 5th grade. The teacher lost her mind and told me I needed to give her the bag and I wasn’t getting it back because I know the rules about candy. I proceeded to pull out a prescription from my doctor for “One Big Bag of Jolly Ranchers for sore throat.” She promptly shut the fuck up. 

dustinmathisen:

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

I had brought a big bag of Jolly Ranchers to school when I was in 5th grade. The teacher lost her mind and told me I needed to give her the bag and I wasn’t getting it back because I know the rules about candy. I proceeded to pull out a prescription from my doctor for “One Big Bag of Jolly Ranchers for sore throat.” She promptly shut the fuck up. 

(Source: ramblers-ghost)

dustinmathisen:

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

I had brought a big bag of Jolly Ranchers to school when I was in 5th grade. The teacher lost her mind and told me I needed to give her the bag and I wasn’t getting it back because I know the rules about candy. I proceeded to pull out a prescription from my doctor for “One Big Bag of Jolly Ranchers for sore throat.” She promptly shut the fuck up. 

dustinmathisen:

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

I had brought a big bag of Jolly Ranchers to school when I was in 5th grade. The teacher lost her mind and told me I needed to give her the bag and I wasn’t getting it back because I know the rules about candy. I proceeded to pull out a prescription from my doctor for “One Big Bag of Jolly Ranchers for sore throat.” She promptly shut the fuck up. 

(Source: ramblers-ghost)

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

image

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

photo IMG_0998_zps8237a196.jpg

PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

photo 537080_221894307976482_994889695_n_zps3943ffdd.jpg

Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

fingerblaster113:

imperfectstigma:

I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

fingerblaster113:

imperfectstigma:

I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

tastefullyoffensive:

Best rims ever.

tastefullyoffensive:

Best rims ever.

(Source: theclearlydope)